Joke Quote by Darci Lynne Farmer

One time, it was really funny, I was going on stage... and they were like, 'Oh, we didn't mic the puppet! Mic the puppet!'…

— Darci Lynne Farmer

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

— Harland Williams

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

— Steven Wright

You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

— Cyndi Lauper

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

— Rita Rudner

You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing. People used to throw rocks at me for my clothes...now they wanna know…

— Cyndi Lauper

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

— Margaret Cho

When I want to make someone laugh in real life (as opposed to when I'm on stage where I tell one-liners), I tend to…

— Wendy Liebman

I know for me, everything that leaves my mouth on stage is purely with the intention of making people laugh. It's never any deeper,…

— Matt Rife

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I…

— Billy Crystal

I know this is awkward, but when you laugh after almost everything you say, it ends up undermining you.

— Emily Yoffe

I could never be on stage on my own. But puppets can say things that humans can't say.

— Nina Conti