My father was always clowning around. It was a huge influence on me. In my family, everything is turned into a joke. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
The joke I always make about myself is that I'm self-involved, but I'm not vain. — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
I never do a whole new set of new material. I do one new joke at a time, and I wedge it… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
For me, it's a purity thing about the joke itself. It's a test of a joke whether or not you do it… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Every time you say 'I don't want to hear it' when someone is going to tell an ethnic joke, or every time… — Kerry Kennedy Copy Share Image
Contrary to reports, this boy is not a billionaire or going to be richer than any Beatle... and not just in the… — Bono Copy Share Image
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny,… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
Just because we wear hair extensions and make-up doesn't mean we're the punchline for every joke. — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
When I see videos of me hitting the mitts or training back in the day, it was like a joke. But I… — Marlon Vera Copy Share Image
It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
My career actually started in the second grade as class clown. That's no joke. I was always making people laugh, and it… — Ian Ziering Copy Share Image
There are quite detailed rules with sitcom. When people can leave scenes, act structure, joke rhythm. You can't not have a straight… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
If somebody can make a joke about you on TV, that's so beautiful. You've affected pop culture to that degree. — Thundercat Copy Share Image
It is fun to see a comedy in which every single joke hasn't been packed into the trailer. — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
A good painting is a lot like a good joke: you need to know when to stop, too many 'punchlines and you… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
When I'm concentrating, I can be fixed in place for hours. In fact, there was a joke in my office that everybody… — Sonia Sotomayor Copy Share Image
“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Songwriters always reminded me of that kid at school who would go around with his guitar, like, 'Yeah, songwritin' man,' looking wistful.… — Alex Turner Copy Share Image
Whenever I perform, people get me because I'm talking about things that people can identify with and relate to. I'm not just… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
We always joke about how I'm on the road and they'll be like, 'Man, you need to take a shower.' Nah, it… — Paul Wall Copy Share Image
