We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“You cant laugh at a joke agian and agian, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over… — Monika Ramzy Copy Share Image
“Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
Talk shit bitch, I don't give a fuck. You ain't nothin but a joke, we're laughing at you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is the only tenable attitude in a universe which is a joke played on itself. — Peter J. Carroll Copy Share Image
There is a big old joke around the 'Loose Women' team that I never shave my legs. — Stacey Solomon Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I'm never worried about a joke being 'too provocative.' There's no such thing. — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
Writing comedy is an exposing thing because you're putting yourself on the line with every joke you write, and although you can't… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
At university level, I had an economics lecturer who used to joke that I was the only student who handed in essays… — Sebastian Coe Copy Share Image
I was at Facebook in 2012, during the previous presidential race. The fact that Facebook could easily throw the election by selectively… — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
“shook my head. “This is too easy.” “Don’t worry. Something will go wrong soon.” He continued down the corridor, and I followed.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you… — Marcia Gay Harden Copy Share Image
Pellegrini gave me back the joy of playing football. He is like Arsene Wenger: someone who likes to joke, someone who likes… — Samir Nasri Copy Share Image
Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a… — Karren Brady Copy Share Image
Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
“It's all been a bad joke that just ran out of control. I got into food for fun but the business got… — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
“I just think it's fortunate that Sir Isaac Newton didn't share the sense of humor of a member of the public, because… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
To this day, to this very day, except for television, I've never had a writer. Anything I've ever done on the stage,… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“There are things you haven’t thought of in centuries.” I waited for the joke, then realized he was serious. Apparently our break… — Angela Corbett Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and getting paid to stand in front of a camera. I used to spend a lot of… — Sterling Hayden Copy Share Image
“I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I think a joke is a form of truth-telling. A good joke that's absurd contains elements of our daily darkness and also… — Colson Whitehead Copy Share Image
The old joke in my family is that the last person who isn't from New York was coming from Russia. — Emory Cohen Copy Share Image
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me. — The Bee Gees Copy Share Image
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“what else is there to do but laugh and joke...how else can you bear up under the unbearable?” — Jim Thompson Copy Share Image
If I've got a black joke, and I can't tell it in Oakland, then I shouldn't tell the joke anywhere else. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
People always ask us, 'Hey, is there going to be a 'Beerfest 2'?' I don't know if I have another beer joke… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
“A life was a life. She'd been orphaned at an age to internalize death as poor material for a joke. And likewise,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“It is a cosmic joke. Preoccupation with survival has set the stage for extinction.” — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
My dad? He worked at a steel plant over in Charleston. Night shift. Nine at night to nine in the morning, no… — A. J. Green Copy Share Image
But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing. — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down. — Manfred von Richthofen Copy Share Image
