Always Quote by Jay Chandrasekhar

I'll have another beer. I'm not driving.

— Theodore Hesburgh

“Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because they're too…

— Dick Masterson

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

— Xeni Jardin

When the beer goes in strange things come out!..

— Anonymous

Never ask for 'a beer.'

— Michael Jackson

Never drank a beer before. I've had wine and champagne, but never a beer. I don't think that will happen. I don't know why…

— Carlos Correa

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

— Anonymous

I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything…

— Chris Pratt

Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is…

— Dylan Moran

They who drink beer will think beer.

— Washington Irving

Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!

— Patrick Rossiter

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.

— Koko Taylor