Biggest Quote by Mike O'Malley

My favorite commencement addresses are the ones that get real and don't make too many promises.

— Stephanie Ruhle

I was pretty sure I lacked the wisdom to be the commencement speaker, but after stewing over the idea for about 48 hours, I…

— Anders Holm

Humor can be a great way to lift spirits and relate with soon-to-be high school grads. Whether you're in need of a funny senior…

— George W. Bush

For the better part of the first year in college, I didn't understand a single joke. For the better part of the second year,…

— Jon Rahm

“The one thing that you have that nobody else has is you. Your voice, your mind, your story, your vision. So write and draw…

— Neil Gaiman

“I was sitting with the rest of my college graduating class listening to the commencement speaker prepare us for life after graduation, and he…

— Doug Lansky

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were…

— Wanda Sykes

When I first read the story 'Guts' in workshop - my fellow writers that I've been meeting with for almost 20 years - they…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I've been invited to speak at about 20 colleges. There's always this moment when I'm having dinner with the college president: 'Ernie, where'd you…

— Ernest Cline

“In a now famous commencement speech at Stanford University, Steve Jobs urged the graduating class to “stay hungry. Stay foolish.” Never let go of…

— Sophia Amoruso

One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She…

— Bryan White

Before I start, I'd like to assure you that this speech won't be full of carry on style jokes. Although last night I got…

— Anonymous