Comedy Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.

— Carrie Fisher

Shame about how we’re gonna die here, though. I mean, seriously. An Arab and a half-Jew enter a store in Tennessee. It’s the beginning…

— John Green

Professionals don't get writer's block. I can always come up with the punch line.

— Mort Walker

The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.

— A. P. Herbert

It is much easier to write a good Times leading article than a good joke in Punch.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

It's hard to be a national punch line unless lots of voters have soured on you.

— Ari Melber

One must remember that in the '70s, Democrats still grasping for Camelot were desperately pinning their hopes on Teddy while Republicans were doing everything…

— Chuck Todd

GIFs work because the punch line is instantaneous. It's entirely different from almost any other form of content on the Internet, which takes time…

— Alan Schaaf

The Punch Line is one of the best clubs in the world. It's an intimidating place if you're a younger comic, but the community…

— Moshe Kasher

I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal, I never ate my vegetables,…

— Chris Webby

I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.

— Natasha Leggero

I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife.

— Al Madrigal