Comedy Quote by Kiera Cass

“No funny business. I’ll scream and dead or not it will hurt your ears”

— Penelope Fletcher

“I kind of liked his voice. He sounded like he had a cold, you know, like he was about to lose his voice. "You…

— Benjamin Alire Sáenz

“I joke instead of screaming.”

— Adam Silvera

“Laugh now, and laugh hard. For laughter is the bell. And when it rings, it cleanses the air.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“You're the air I breathe," he says without a trace of humour in his voice.”

— Amanda Bouchet

“That moment when a knot forms in your throat, but you choose to throw your head back and laugh instead.”

— Christy Hall

“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I didn’t mean to snore in your ear, but I wanted to inhale all of what was wrapped up in the comforter with me.”

— Darnell Lamont Walker

“I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It's a weakness of mine.”

— Matthew Norman

“I remember thinking to myself that if I ever reached a point in my life where I had to walk to get exercise, it…

— Jim Wendler

“There was a sound you could smell / like you were inhaling tomorrow.”

— Cameron Conaway

“When you say I love you very much , and your asthma's attack occurs, there is no time for palaver because instead of very…

— Etgar Keret