“Having our old Gran in the car was like having a cranky 'Tassie Tiger' sitting in the back. You never knew when… — Elizabeth M. Thompson Copy Share Image
When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. — David Brenner Copy Share Image
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Well, I would - if they realized that we - again if - if we led them back to that stalemate only… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was. — George Burns Copy Share Image
#3 pencils and quadrille pads.(when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer ) — Seymour Cray Copy Share Image
Subversive, ethical, ecological, political, humorous ... this is how I see my duty as a designer. — Philippe Starck Copy Share Image
“Which just goes to show, I guess, that dinner parties are like everything else - not as fragile as we think they… — Julie Powell Copy Share Image
“Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If the voices in your head talk to you, no one cares until they tell you to start killing people. Then you’re… — Linda Armstrong Copy Share Image
“I mumble my vows, Shad mutters his, and I wonder what would happen if I lunged for the door like a wild… — Janet Mullany Copy Share Image
Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“If you were an animal, what would you be?" I wrote, "A bumblebee trying to fuck a marble.” — Wells Tower Copy Share Image
“I'm going to do something bigger and better, bigger and better and bolder, but first, I'm going to do something smaller and… — JonArno Lawson Copy Share Image
For those who believe in the quote, Laughter is the best medicine and are looking for a divorce quote on the lighter… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
“Yeah, my father is an egotistical douchebag," he says roughly. "My name literally means Jonathan empire.” — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
American radio is the reverse of the Shakespearean stage. In Shakespeare's time the world's greatest dramas were acted with the most primitive… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
