Humorous Quote by Kurt Vonnegut Download Open image ““Time passed quickly. Constant did not move.”” — Kurt Vonnegut ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous Time Pass
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“Have a good nap, did you?” said the porter. “Yes,” said Billy. “Man,” said the porter, “you sure had a hard-on.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
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I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me, lucky mud. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“The town was Newport, Rhode Island, U.S.A., Earth, Solar System, Milky Way.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
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“Like all Earthlings at the point of death, Mary Young sent faint reminders of herself to those who had known her. She released a… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
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