One dumb-bell, Watson! Consider an athlete with one dumb-bell. Picture to yourself the unilateral development - the imminent danger of a spinal… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
"Next," said Mrs Wilfer with a wave of her gloves, expressive of abdication under protest from the culinary throne, "I would recommend… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Within less than an hour, Chuck and I easily located what could well be the correct platform, where we pass the time… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Be wary the treasure you pluck is not attached to the toe of a dragon.” — Melissa McPhail Copy Share Image
I will tell you this: I will not raise taxes on the middle-class to pay for these programs. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
“Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said. "Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
“Basker possesses three kinds of bite: a snap, a nip, and then something like a buzz saw and an angle grinder mounted… — Peter Høeg Copy Share Image
“Our guy has a property office, John. And I don't mean the Property Office here in One PP. I mean the huge… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
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“Seduction is the art of saying what you don't do in order to do what you don't say” — Löis Lancaster Copy Share Image
“And there you sit, gloating over what you have done, as if you were a martyr or a public benefactor -- as… — Hope Mirrlees Copy Share Image
“Walking the Camino de Santiago taught me the wonders of physical challenge, the wonders of spiritual freedom, and the wonders of baby… — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
“I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've… — Josephine Angelini Copy Share Image
“Magnanimous of you.' His mouth twitched. 'Mmm. Use more words like that, please. Schoolmistress words. Long, impressive ones.' He'd made the last… — Julie Anne Long Copy Share Image
The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
“If the pen is mightier than the sword, a sharpie must be plain deadly!” — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
“Stella explained that when he had arrived, because of his English accent, she had assumed that he was me, and had asked… — Tony Hawks Copy Share Image
“Count Duchamps: It's a wonder he didn't clank when he [Jim West] when he walked. (referring to all of Jim's gadgets and… — Wild Wild West TV Copy Share Image
