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““Basker possesses three kinds of bite: a snap, a nip, and then something like a buzz saw and an angle grinder mounted on a bear trap.””

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“There's no simple aritmetic for life's distribution of happiness and sorrow, no such thing as a standard share.”

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“She said she had been thinking about the way you remembered your past. What you remembered, she said, was a string of events and…

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“The cookies combine butter and spices in such a way that you could eat a hundred of them and only realize how sick you…

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It's these small differences in people's karma that determine if we get up or remain lying on the ground.

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