I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them. — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked. — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
My family is Jewish, Buddhist, Baptist and Catholic. I don't believe in man-made religions. — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Remember what the fashion big mouths were saying about Jessica Simpson? Looking at her magazine pictures, sucking their teeth, going, "Oh, look at her… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
[The original Sister Act] is running all over the world now, on-stage as a musical. It lives! — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
What we're doing is not just about becoming a model. It's bigger than that. It's shining a spotlight on folks who know who they… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
I fear waking up one morning and finding out my life was all for nothing. We're here for a reason. I believe a bit… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
[On her monologue as the thief 'Fontaine':] People always got things. People always want things. So I provide a service. — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
“People have the power we give them. Words have the power we give them.” — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation. — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
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