“Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you? Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to? Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I believe that the truth will prevail at the end. Master of Stupidity: No 'the end' for the truth.… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness? Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I’m going to change the whole world. Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: How the hell do we find the truth ? Master of Stupidity: Just seek it with hope it’ll find you.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, how could I know that you’ve told me the whole truth? Master of Stupidity: Someday. [Never on earth. Otherwise… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy’s teaching is somehow annoying me. Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to eradicate all corruptions in this world. Master of Stupidity: Let it be a bit! Otherwise you'll… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Three years! I've listened you preaching just for this silly truth? Master of Stupidity: Who said I was preaching? Who… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ? Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance? Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment. Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! [but I won't let you… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“When you get lost in a really strange place, nothing is more comforting than found your friend whom you trust and can show the… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Human race had never planned to show up in this universe. I wonder whether current human efforts are relevant to its sustainability.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“People tend to resist a change into something new and different. But after it's succeded, they easily say that the change is a must.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“The more you know, the less you understand. That's so cliche'. Wanna know the scary version? The more you know, the more fuckups you… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
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