“I hate spinach," the President of the United States blurted out. "Not the least bit sorry to see it happen." He spoke these candid words in a hush-hush, closed-door meeting with a "special advisor" from agribusiness giant, AgriNu. "Hate it."… — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
“Donny listed 10 Reasons Why She is Nuts Talking to mushrooms (slime) Listening to mushrooms (slime) Seeing mushrooms glow in the dark (ridiculous) Drinking… — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
“Heartburn is how I recognize myself. It's how I know I feel like me." - Donny” — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
“Ursula, we have to talk…' he said, almost blurting. He couldn’t believe he was in the “we have to talk” position. It was so… — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
“You can fuck me if you want," she said. "I know a man needs to be able to say thank you - and words… — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
“I’m growing mushrooms… because I can’t kill them. They just keep multiplying…and it’s like…I’m in service to them.” — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
“All it takes is rumor...The danger itself is irrelevant. It's the perception of danger we're selling.” — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
“Shame often causes me to hide my mistakes from others. But really, when I make a mistake, I should make it loud and clear,… — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
“Lovers remain in each other's energy fields for 21 days after intercourse. Renewed with each act. Do the math. Choose wisely... otherwise you're carrying… — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
“THIS is the story of an orgasm. Or it could be said this is the story of an orgasm that never was, and then… — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
“Don't be afraid that things are changing, because indeed they always are.” — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
“When no one is watching Mother Earth, and most of the time no one is, she sings softly to herself. Certainly no one is… — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
“Hope is a helium balloon. It is a wish lantern set out into the dark sky of night.” — Sharon Weil Copy Share Image
