Humor Quotes by Shamix

Do you knw what's on high demand in the 21st century? craziness.

— Shamix

What does a kiss really mean when you cant close your eyes.

— Shamix

I love with my eyes first, then my heart follows.

— Shamix

No problem is truly a problem.

— Shamix

Best friend: wow that dude is hot Me: yea, I was once like him, I just grew more hotter.

— Shamix

The only time I can be really quiet is when am hungry.

— Shamix

My phone is like a drug to my fingers, they just cant work without it.

— Shamix

Do you know what's funny about virgina jokes? nothing.

— Shamix

That sad moment when auto-correct ruins your relationship.

— Shamix

I dont insult, I just say the truth.

— Shamix