Humor Quotes by Sarah Rees Brennan

10 Humor quotes by Sarah Rees Brennan

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Sarah’s humor often rides on clever wordplay, and these ten lines showcase that knack. They’re short, sharp, and perfect for a brief escape into a lighter mood.

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“So far magic school was total rubbish.”

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“All fiction is better with explosions," said Jared. "Basic fact of life.”

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“Mae's first impulse was to die of shame, but she realized after a hot, stomach-clenching moment that this was probably impractical.”

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“Hark,” he said, his tone very dry. “What stone through yonder window breaks?” Kami yelled up at him, “It is the east,…

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“Elliot was trying to teach himself trollish via a two-hundred-year-old book by a man who’d had a traumatic break-up with a troll.…

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“Zen jogging. I wasn't wearing that many clothes because --that's part of the process. You're meant to commune with the elements. Normally…

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“So, I was looking through websites about animal sacrifice on the Internet," Kami announced to distract herself. "Apparently it's a feature in…

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“What the hell is going on?" demanded Kami's dad, advancing with his black eyes snapping. Jared blurted, "My intentions are honourable." Kami…

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“And I am always flattered," Rusty continued, "but I love my sister. Not in an 'I love my sister and I want…

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“What do you mean, the police were suspicious because you weren’t wearing enough clothes?” Ash demanded, staring coldly at Jared. “Where were…

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“You should wear whatever clothing you feel most comfortable in. Being comfortable in yourself is the best way to be attractive to others.”

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Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

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“There was silence in her head and silence beneath her window, and still she could not sleep.”

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“I'm not doing much, said Jared, warm in her mind, the amusement lingering. Just stuck in an elevator with this creepy Asian girl giving…

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“The most annoying thing, perhaps, was that the elven troop were obviously good people and were being kind to them, and yet Elliot felt…

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She clenched her fist in his T-shirt, put her other arm around those too-broad, too-real shoulders. When he tried to pull away, she held…

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“You existing in the world is all I need.”

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I don't want to seem ungrateful when you have given me this thoughtful, homemade and totally terrifying gift," Jamie told him. "But you can't…

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