“I'm mad at your idiot coworker. Not you. I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. Why would you cheat on me?" "Because you force me to use words like piqued," Alexander replied, deadpan.” — S.H. Marr Copy Share Image
“I'm mad at your idiot coworker. Not you. I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. Why would you cheat on me?" "Because… — S.H. Marr Copy Share Image