“Daca crezi ca am sa accept o asemenea propunere iti faci o idee falsa despre univers.” — Vian, Boris Copy Share Image
I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny...I do… — David Rees Copy Share Image
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“Only the chicken-lover will understand me. He will give me a kindly look, maybe mildly desirous. His eyes will tell me: You… — John Irving Copy Share Image
“She had a tall bearing and a tall voice and a tall manner, and was tall in every respect except height. Amazingly,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
This week's winner for best comedy line about the war is New York Democratic Sen. Charles Schumer. Referring to - well, it… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Lexicon grabbed me with the opening lines, and never let go. An absolutely thrilling story, featuring an array of compelling characters in… — Chris Pavone Copy Share Image
A good since of humor and someone who is loyal and cute-I like cute girls — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
“This table is a pigeon trap. A dozen different forks and knives and spoons. Four different goblets. All of them just waiting… — Siri Mitchell Copy Share Image
I think if you turn down the volume on the good comedy, you should not even know if it's a comedy or… — Peter Billingsley Copy Share Image
“Curing RM is in the realm of magical pixies and talking dogs that piss whiskey. It's impossible.” — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
The male is always the pawn in a romantic comedy. Come together, break up, go chase her, get her, roll credits. That's… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
“He offered to make-out with Hunter if it would prove that he's ok with me being gay." "Hmm," said Adam. "Yeah I… — Brigid Kemmerer Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to people who don't know who they are, because I just think that's where comedy lives, in someone with an… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
In comedy, if you're going to commission something commission two series, don't commission one because so many comedies are finding their feet… — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
All Internet comedy is niche comedy. If you do an Internet video about Halo, every Halo fan will send it to every… — Ricky Van Veen Copy Share Image
“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“Gryffindor is the courageous one right? I mean, I’m here because I have the balls to tell adults when they’re douche bags,… — Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin Copy Share Image
“Et peut-être la posterité me saura gré de lui avoir fait connaître que les Anciens n’ont pas tout su. ( And perhaps,… — Pierre De Fermat Copy Share Image
