All sincere boys fall in love with stupid girls, all sincere girls fall in love with stupid boys, I am neither stupid… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Comedy is lively, comedy is joy, and that's what keeps us [people] going, we've got to look forward to little, little happiness's.… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“Carol, I thought you didn't liked playing with the minds of normal people.” “Yes, but the press don't count as normal.” “She’s… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“I don't really know who you are, but I'd appreciate it if I never found out.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way… — Ginger Rogers Copy Share Image
Taking a night off from comedy to go on a date with someone I'm probably not going to like anyway sounds like… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
“I pull his hand up to my chest. "It's okay. Some of my best friends are in the mob. It must be… — Giorge Leedy Copy Share Image
I am convinced that America can be turned around if we will all get serious about the Master's business. It may be… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
“Of all the secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood the most divine was humor.” — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
“Mr. Satterthwaite looked cheered. Suddenly an idea struck him. His jaw fell. "My goodness," he cried, "I've only just realized it! That… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
You definitely have to have a sense of humor. It's not always serious when it comes to basketball. — Eric Bledsoe Copy Share Image
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love the comedy world and really grew up in green rooms, so I wanted to show the positives and negatives. — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
That's what comedy is like: You have to force yourself out in the world because you're always one experience away from new… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
“Once I knew what I was doing I was there and with it; I had the total knowing. I Googled God and… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
“Badgers swarm out of the sand; Talk and walk, don't run or stand. Pritaries bite and bite again; Kick and shout and… — Tara K. Harper Copy Share Image
You know, dramas are much more expensive to do than say a comedy, so any kind of deficit like that is picked… — Paul Guilfoyle Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It happens a lot every four years, or it used to, every time the Paralympics comes around. They'll be like: 'We've had… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
