I was the kid who liked making other people laugh, so maybe the comedy came before the acting. — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
“Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I like romantic comedy as a genre, but I think it can get stuck in its ways. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
“A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else ... even the fact that I'm on a diet.” — Barbara Brooke Copy Share Image
“Tohr took a pull of his beer. “What the hell is this?” “When Harry Met Sally.” Tohr lowered the longneck from his… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Rallick will kill you,” Murillio said levelly. “Nonsense.” Kruppe placed the mask over his face. “How will the lad ever recognize Kruppe?”… — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
“Men and the pursuit of them are strongly intertwined with my mental health. I would say, in my defensive defense, that the… — Emma Forrest Copy Share Image
Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without humor, life is boring. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm Mr.Ripped. I live in the gym. My teeth have biceps and my biceps have teeth. I chew up weights and shit… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“The pig reached the assembly of servants, and the maids shrieked, running in every possible direction. Stunned by the sudden movement, the… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Brigan, could you attempt, at least, to make yourself presentable? I know this is a war, but the rest of us are… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
“We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I tell fans who ask me why I'm not doing comedy anymore that I'm a different person. I've grown and I've matured.… — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
“Everything had been going so well, he'd had it really under his thumb these few centuries. That's how it goes, you think… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
As someone who's been doing a lot of classical theater recently, I loved the idea of getting to run around in Steven… — Lily Rabe Copy Share Image
“You have quite the clever tongue on you!” “I’ve never actually had someone’s tongue on me,” Shallan said, turning a page and… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
We live in a country that elected Trump. Clearly you have a sense of humor. — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“Throughout our history, humanity has been plagued with questions, and also plagued with regular plagues. I don't know much about biology, so… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“TANDAAN: your mind is your weapon. Pagyamanin natin ito at magiging handa tayo sa gulo na dulot ng paghihimagsik ng puso at… — Ramon Bautista Copy Share Image
“For months in the fall of 2001, our highways looked like a county fair on wheels. "Look out, Al-Qaeda---patriot on board!" I… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
