She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
“She washed he hands,then looked at my side. "you haven't even had it stitched?" She said incredulously. "I've been rather busy," I… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“She beat lightly on his chest with her fists. "I want a partner, not a protector." "Can't I be both?" "You're enormously… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
“Do not regret the things you didn't do," Tamika said. "If you're going to regret something, it has to be the things… — Rose Christo Copy Share Image
“Feelings aren’t an absence of strength. I know this for sure. So why should I pretend to have a sense of humor… — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
The liveliest effusions of wit and humour are simply what the reader of a novel has a right to expect. — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
“The cave exploded with the sound of trumpets. A heavenly choir began to sing. A surge of power ran up the sword… — Ted Mendelssohn Copy Share Image
What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously. — Reinhold Niebuhr Copy Share Image
You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I love doing horror with comedy twists and I think it's a really fun genre. — Katrina Bowden Copy Share Image
There are no subtleties in a war zone. I think that's why comedy does so well there. It goes right for the… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Not every story lends itself tonally to humor, so you have to navigate that territory properly. You can put a humorous spin… — Kevin Keck Copy Share Image
“I fear it is the end for us,’ wailed Marx as the bears inched closer. ‘Is this the way you saw yourself… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
Why are there no Knock Knock jokes about America? Because Freedom rings. . . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack” — Mark Buff Copy Share Image
We split a bottle of Norman cider. Not everybody sells Norman cider by the bottle. "Has a European feel" Susan said. "That… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
“That took a while." Frank was looking not at her but at his brother. She needed to tell somebody. "It was awful.… — Ellen O'Connell Copy Share Image
There are thousands of ways to make people laugh - satire, black comedy, slapstick. — Nawazuddin Siddiqui Copy Share Image
“Peter eyes his swanky and incredibly dated jacket and fluffs the frills on his sleeves. Outside the window stands a guy in… — Diane Rinella Copy Share Image
