“Okay. Fine.” Angelina was silent. For about fifteen seconds. “But you do know that a vibrator can’t really be your boyfriend.” Miki… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
The main problem with films is that everybody always thinks of us as a violent people. We are not. We are spiritual.… — Michael Horse Copy Share Image
The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot.… — Timothy Bottoms Copy Share Image
“Wait, you are not even surprised that your own uncle, framed you, for an assassination?” “No, I’m surprisingly not surprised.".” — Rea Lidde Copy Share Image
I think American guys tend to be a bit more forward, a bit more chatty and open than the Brits. The Brits… — Hayley Atwell Copy Share Image
I've always thought my strengths were I'm smart, and I have a good sense of humor. I definitely struggle with feeling confident. — Lauren Graham Copy Share Image
“Wesley went everywhere with me from then on. I even wrapped him in baby blankets and held him in my arms while… — Stacey O'Brien Copy Share Image
Comedy is to force us to observe ourselves in ways that are humorous and yet, at the end of the day, that… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
“Hey, it's me. Just checking if you were dead. If you aren't, call me. If you are, call me anyway.” — Mark Del Franco Copy Share Image
A friend gave me a drug for attention deficit disorder, because he's afflicted, but I'm not. So what happened to me is… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“This black wardrobe all the time. This dark lipstick, this face which you always make up to look so pale, or at… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
For the sadness in legitimate humour consists in the fact that honestly and without deceit it reflects in a purely human way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I came to America, it was Dave Chappelle and a lot of comedians on ComicView. That was my first exposure to… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
“Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?" "Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick.” — Elizabeth Brown Copy Share Image
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“You know there are a lot of different aspects to ourselves. It’s good to meet them, even engage them if we want… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I've always littered my songs with jokes. You might need to dig a little deeper to find the humor, but I would… — Cass McCombs Copy Share Image
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm not saying that comedy has to be a certain thing - I'm not trying to define comedy, where it's like, it… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
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