Engaged Quote by Caroline Rhea Download Open image “Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.” — Caroline Rhea ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Engaged Funny Humor Language
I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!. — Rebecca Loos Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fart and your friend says I think one of the dogs just farted. — Lexi Lou Copy Share Image
“Hey, it's not like we were together for a hundred years or anything." He tapped his fingernail against his teeth and sucked in a… — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are too many people writing about whether they just farted or not. — Mick Hucknall Copy Share Image
“Just because you and your partner both speak English doesn’t necessarily mean you speak the same language.” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...'… — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
Gambling has held human beings in thrall for millennia. It has been engaged in everywhere, from the dregs of society to the most respectable… — Peter L. Bernstein Copy Share Image
Let us thank God heartily as often as we pray that we have His Spirit in us to teach us to pray. Thanksgiving will… — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
Every wife ought to answer for her man. If the husband be engaged in a seditious club, or drinks mysterious healths, or be frugal… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
My aim was to make money for the bank. You lose track of the amounts involved when you are engaged in this kind of… — Jerome Kerviel Copy Share Image
“The world is witnessing one of the greatest frauds the Florida government has ever engaged in.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I was very engaged by the folk music movement.Bob Dylan; Joan Baez; Peter, Paul and Mary. And then I sort of discovered world music,… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
I don’t know, I don’t know that I’m missing anything. I just think too much sometimes. Sometimes I’m even happy because I’m so engaged… — Jeff Buckley Copy Share Image
When God overcomes our difficulties for us, we have the assurance that we are engaged in His work and not our own — George Muller Copy Share Image
Mankind is engaged in an eternal quest for that ‘something else' he hopes will bring him happiness, complete and unending.For those individual souls who… — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
What is it the Bible teaches us? - raping, cruelty, and murder. What is it the New Testament teaches us? - to believe that… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
There's a whole generation coming up behind us that was engaged, inspired, worked for change during the course of my presidency, saw what was… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
