“I’m ashamed to say that getting behind the wheel of Dirk’s shiny Penismobile was actually a lot of fun.” — Emmett Spain Copy Share Image
“When Kirsten carried out a portable defibrillator the size of a breadbox, I very nearly went into cardiac arrest. Which, let’s face it, would… — Emmett Spain Copy Share Image
“From his vantage point on the window sill, The Dude cocked a rear leg back over his head and proceeded to lick at his… — Emmett Spain Copy Share Image
“I looked like a corpse, and not a particularly fresh corpse at that.” — Emmett Spain Copy Share Image
