Humor Quotes by Emalie Newhall

Kids are like farts. You dont mind your own, but other peoples are unbearable.

— Emalie Newhall

I want to be the change that everyone wants in the world.

— Emalie Newhall

Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely insane.

— Emalie Newhall

When life gives you curves, flaunt them.

— Emalie Newhall

Im having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions.

— Emalie Newhall

I can't tell if you have a better life, Or better photo filters.

— Emalie Newhall

She's got eyes of innocence, a face of an angel, a personality of a dream, and a smile that hides more pain than you…

— Emalie Newhall

I've learned that in every relationship, every time you lie, it brings you a little closer to goodbye.

— Emalie Newhall

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts, One for each face.

— Emalie Newhall

I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions.

— Emalie Newhall

The more people I meet the more I like my dog.

— Emalie Newhall

While most people think its our brain that controls our actions, its often our heart that gets the biggest workout.

— Emalie Newhall