Humor Quotes by Daniel Pinkwater

Looking back over my life so far I am able to remember specific days that were perfect. These tend to be days, and parts…

— Daniel Pinkwater

I sort of always like to write starting with when I learned how.

— Daniel Pinkwater

“Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Eat pudding. Books are good. Eat pudding. If kids read a lot. Eat pudding. They'll get so they can…

— Daniel Pinkwater

Werewolves are much more common animals than you might think.

— Daniel Pinkwater

Hoboken is a neat place.

— Daniel Pinkwater

All my books were easy to write - doesn't it show?

— Daniel Pinkwater

It doesn't matter who you are, or what you've done, or think you can do. There's a confrontation with destiny awaiting you. Somewhere, there…

— Daniel Pinkwater

Read a lot. Write a lot. Have fun.

— Daniel Pinkwater

I imagine a child. That child is me. I can reconstruct and vividly remember portions of my own childhood. I can see, taste, smell,…

— Daniel Pinkwater

The activities of these parasites and degenerates gave rise to Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, and also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-Dog…

— Daniel Pinkwater

Mr. Breton didn't know about location, location, location.

— Daniel Pinkwater

I believe it is impossible to make sense of life in this world except through art.

— Daniel Pinkwater