“But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty said, Let such critter be dead, and I said, 'Fuck You, he can still play the banjo.” — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
“The world has become a playground of idiots and zealots, where the ever-shrinking centre of reasonable men must work harder and harder to keep… — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
One of the hardest and truest things a grown-up learns is that sometimes it's not okay. — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
“How easily the paint of civilization peels off with a little bad weather.” — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
“That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head.” — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
“After a pretty man breaks your heart, you're happy for a plain man.” — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
“But it will be harder for you if you remember. Love is always harder. Love means weathering blows for another’s sake and not counting… — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
“A dark-haired little boy just in pants stood bewildered near the blaze, saying, as if there had been some mistake, "We live here. We… — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
“She had seen him once, smiling a little through another friar’s sermon about Hell, saying after the other left that fear of Hell is… — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
“The landscape had been so maimed by this new kind of warfare it was as if human architects of great genius had sat down… — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
“But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty said, Let… — Christopher Buehlman Copy Share Image
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