“You arrogant, selfish, egotistical, medieval, despotic, swollen-headed, dumb, idiot penis owner!” — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
“you're a fairy? sure, Tinker bell. pull the other leg while your at it." "you see? that's the problem with mortals. we leave your world for a couple of thousand years and everyone either forgets all about us, or they… — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
“Committing suicide essentially said to friends and loved ones and the world at large that you were the only thing that mattered, that your… — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home. — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
“Only in porn did people appear to need sex as badly as she needed it right that minute.” — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
Time I have only just a minute. Only sixty seconds in it. Forced upon me, can't refuse it. Didn't seek it, didn't choose it.… — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
“So I'm not allowed to take responsibility for the whole world, but you are, huh? Kees felt the corners of his mouth twitch and… — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
“Watch it, buster. There's only room for one sarcastic malcontent in this relationship.” — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
“she thinks Scrabble is the answer to everything. She even has a Scrabble-based plan for lasting peace in the Middle East.” — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
“Still shuddering, he collapsed atop her on a long, strangled groan. It sounded as if someone had just wrung out his soul. Ella knew… — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
“It might have felt easier if she'd been able to say that she moved across the room to him in a trance, as if… — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
You ran away from an adorable Irishman who wanted to se you naked? — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
“I think I’d rather ask how a man who ditched his friend at a club in favor of leaving with a heavily stacked redhead… — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
