“He pointed at my tiara. “Why are you wearing a crown?” I adjusted my freshly bedazzled head gear. “It’s a tiara and it’s part of the uniform when you’re the Pie Princess.” “And it doesn’t bother you to wear it?”… — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
“My mom was a phlebotomist who drove all over creation drawing people’s blood. Sort of a transient medical vampire.” — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
“Ferrin looked at her like she had two heads. “You don’t want to marry my son?” “Hell. No.” He resumed his seat. “That’s the… — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
You know, if we're going to bring down the price of gas, you have to have three things. You have to have a big… — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
“I threatened him with bodily harm. He promised to bring me cake for the rest of my life.” — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
Our nation's immigration policy has been of top concern in recent years, and for good reason. With between eight and twelve million illegal aliens… — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
Many of our nation's great leaders began their careers at a service academy. I encourage anyone interested in a rewarding college experience or military… — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
Our men and women in uniform deserve the best intelligence possible to help them protect America. — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
So this judge in Virginia rules that a lesbian wasn't fit to raise her own daughter because she might grow up to be a… — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
“I took care of the next guy in line while I checked out the girl who was boxing up a pecan pie and decorating… — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
“My mom says no guy is perfect, you just have to find one that makes you happy seventy percent of the time.” That was… — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
“Would it help if I performed an interpretive dance while I said the words?” — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
“Jaxon gave me a compliment. I was sure there’d be winged pigs up there somewhere.” — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
“Where’s the pizza?” Something warm and furry came and leaned against my right leg. I reached down to pet Rocky, a black lab who… — Chris Cannon Copy Share Image
