Humor Quotes by Bill Copeland

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.

— Bill Copeland

“The same fence that shuts others out shuts you in.”

— Bill Copeland

“Life is a free circus. All you have to do is pay attention.”

— Bill Copeland

After all is said and done, sit down.

— Bill Copeland

How strange to use 'You only live once' as an excuse to throw it away.

— Bill Copeland

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

— Bill Copeland

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

— Bill Copeland

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.

— Bill Copeland

When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

— Bill Copeland