Humor Quotes by Anne Taintor

“She refused to let common sense cloud her judgment.”

— Anne Taintor

“She was determined to buy whatever he was selling.”

— Anne Taintor

“Don't worry...it happens to lots of guys.”

— Anne Taintor

“One just had to admire his deluded self-confidence.”

— Anne Taintor

“He was so cute when he was wrong...”

— Anne Taintor

“She was eager to stoop to his level.”

— Anne Taintor

“she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right”

— Anne Taintor

“She would show HIM naughty...”

— Anne Taintor

“FINALLY she had convinced him that she would still respect him in the morning.”

— Anne Taintor

“She had not yet decided whether to use her power for good...or for evil.”

— Anne Taintor

I'm interested in humor, and greeting cards just happen to be a perfect medium for my message. They're accessible to everyone, and…

— Anne Taintor

“She HATED to think about her sins.”

— Anne Taintor

“She wasn't sure she WANTED to live happily ever after.”

— Anne Taintor

“...and then I ripped his lungs out.”

— Anne Taintor

“I can't be good ALL the time.”

— Anne Taintor

“She was blissfully unaware of her peril.”

— Anne Taintor

“The nuns were still just one step behind her.”

— Anne Taintor

“It was a shame about him...really...”

— Anne Taintor

“It would, of course, have to look like an accident.”

— Anne Taintor