Humor Quotes by Andrew Ashling

“Your explanation is good, but your herring doesn't fry, as we say in Ramaldah," he exploded.”

— Andrew Ashling

“Of course he was afraid of war. Only fools are not. Anaxantis was no fool. He was fully prepared to fight, but only as…

— Andrew Ashling

“And yet it's there, we witnessed it being lit. And fires once lit have to burn until they spend themselves or someone extinguishes them,”…

— Andrew Ashling

“Dav­el­lon may be a vil­lage, but the Dav­el­lon House can be any­thing you make it. No­bil­ity has to start some­where. It might as well…

— Andrew Ashling

“Why, Andrew, why would it irritate me? Do you think that being loved by you is something to be ashamed of? I don't.”

— Andrew Ashling

“Hey," Anaxantis protested. "Oh," he added, when the Muktar prince took his member in his mouth. "Oh... that's what you meant by servicing." He…

— Andrew Ashling

“Damn you, Anaxantis. You and your brother were supposed to sit on your princely asses, organize the occasional banquet, use your high sounding titles…

— Andrew Ashling

“Naodyma isn’t exactly a one-temple town, you know.”

— Andrew Ashling

“Deal with all this, live with myself, you mean? I honestly don't know. I stand often enough at the abyss of my soul, asking…

— Andrew Ashling

“Ah, I see. You don't know much about us and the unknown equals the barbaric, the primitive. Although it is you lot who are…

— Andrew Ashling

“War, they say, is the answer of those who have no arguments left.”

— Andrew Ashling

“I wouldn't worry about it too much, son. Certainly not about the peasants and the servants. They don't feel things as we do.” “They're…

— Andrew Ashling