It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
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