Golfers Quotes · Page 4

The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room.

— Sammy Cahn

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

— Tommy Bolt

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.

— Sam Snead

Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.

— Paul Harvey

I want to try to become the best golfer in the world.

— Rory McIlroy

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

— Sam Snead

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

— Lee Trevino

One of the great things about a celebrity pro-am is that you get to play along with the very best professional golfers…

— Cheech Marin

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good…

— Nubar Gulbenkian

Ron Sirak, a golf writer and friend, was quoted as saying, "Annika is no longer a female golfer. She's a golfer." That's…

— Annika Sorenstam

I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.

— Brent Musburger

When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal.

— Mac O'Grady

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.

— Ben Crenshaw

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.

— Bob Hope

There is no shape nor size of body, no awkwardness nor ungainliness, which puts good golf beyond reach. There are good golfers…

— Charles Walter Simpson

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at…

— Jon Stewart

There's a reason that male golfers don't compete against female golfers. They're in a league of their own, and it would end…

— Steve Bannon

There are twice as many knitters as golfers in North America. Still, if you walk into any airport in North America, you…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf…

— A. P. Herbert

[Golfers] are a special kind of moral realist who nips the normal romantic and idealistic yearnings in the bud by proving once…

— Alistair Cooke

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one…

— Ray Romano

The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes…

— Dan Jenkins

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.

— Grantland Rice

Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.

— Ken Venturi

A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.

— William Glasser

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

— Lee Trevino

If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.

— Larry David

There are a number of golfers who are playing great golf in their 40s.

— Retief Goosen

The mediocre golfer generally is one who is too lazy to play better.

— Babe Didrikson Zaharias

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.

— Johnny Miller

The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.

— P. G. Wodehouse

A golfers game is only as good as his attitude

— Tanner Christensen

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.

— John Updike

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

— Winston Churchill

Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses...

— Adlai Stevenson I

If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear…

— Fred Beck

I don't just want to be the best black player or the best Asian player. I want to be the best golfer…

— Tiger Woods