Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough. — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
Who listens to golfers? They're boring. If I want to wear camouflage on the golf course during a tournament, I will. And… — Bubba Watson Copy Share Image
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole.… — Chuck Hogan Copy Share Image
I don't really remember, but from about the age of five I told anyone who would listen that I was going to… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It's unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometimes. — Colin Montgomerie Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems. — Seve Ballesteros Copy Share Image
Everyone knows what the Masters is, even if you're a non-golfer. People know what Wimbledon is. They know what the Super Bowl… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
There are twice as many knitters as golfers in North America. Still, if you walk into any airport in North America, you… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
Our championship committee pledged to review entry conditions and to assess how women golfers might compete on equal terms with men for… — Peter Dawson Copy Share Image
I hasten to say to snobs from the Surrey pine-and-sand country that no invention since the corn plaster or the electric toothbrush… — Alistair Cooke Copy Share Image
Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer. — James Woods Copy Share Image
Ron Sirak, a golf writer and friend, was quoted as saying, "Annika is no longer a female golfer. She's a golfer." That's… — Annika Sorenstam Copy Share Image
If the rest of his foursome are bunched directly behind his ball, or assume the foetal position with their backs to the… — Eric Nicol Copy Share Image
Golf camaraderie, like that of astronauts and Antarctic explorers, is based on a common experience of transcendence; fat or thin, scratch or… — John Updike Copy Share Image
I gravitate toward the team thing. I'm not a golfer - I much prefer basketball. — Michael Eisner Copy Share Image
Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lot of them like tough… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
No golfer has completed his education until he has played and studied Royal Dornoch. — Herbert Wind Copy Share Image
Tips can make someone a better writer but not necessarily a good writer. That's a larger package - a matter of character.… — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
