You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. — John Updike Copy Share Image
And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle.… — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
The long irons are the nemesis of the average golfer. I'm convinced that the underlying reason for this is that he keeps… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be the best I could be at whatever I did. I didn't want to be the number one… — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I'm not much of a golfer, I don't have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be… — Bear Bryant Copy Share Image
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
Divas do it, golfers do it, pilots do it, violists do it, sprinters do it, soldiers do it, surgeons do it, astronauts… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to. — Julius Boros Copy Share Image
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I think that in itself, if you're a true golfer, you'll see specific things you need to work on. Much cheaper than… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
There are golfers everywhere who may never get a chance to play a links course in Scotland, a tree-lined course in America… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart. — Brent Musburger Copy Share Image
I always worry when someone's a good golfer. It's like you shouldn't have time to be good at anything. You should just… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought,… — Peter Dobereiner Copy Share Image
I like to think about music as a sport. But only in terms of golf, as far as the course being music… — Panda Bear Copy Share Image