Golfers Quotes · Page 3

When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim.

— Fred Couples

For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind.

— Harry Vardon

I've always wanted to be a professional golfer and I'm glad that came true

— Karrie Webb

The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room.

— Sammy Cahn

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

— Tommy Bolt

I think the image of golfers is terrific, and rightly so.

— Pete Sampras

Im a golfer and have had three holes in one.

— Stephanie Szostak

My best score ever was 103, but I've only been playing 15 years.

— Alex Karras

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green…

— Richard Armour

There's one guy who inspired a nation of golfers, and that's Greg Norman. He's been incredible to me and all the great…

— Adam Derek Scott

The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a…

— Dan Jenkins

I think golfers get over-concerned about results. Enjoy the process: enjoy the opportunity to play.

— Wendy Ward

The ideal build for a golfer would be strong hands, big forearms, thin neck, big thighs and a flat chest. He'd look…

— Gary Player

As a golfer, you feel like you're perpetually on the rack [in foursomes]. Mentally, it's very difficult.

— Ben Crenshaw

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

— Henry Longhurst

Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.

— P. G. Wodehouse

Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your…

— Walter Hagen

Golf's weird because it's individual, and there's nobody to blame but yourself, but then, golfers also have this it's-everybody-else's-fault thing where you…

— Brooks Koepka

Divas do it, golfers do it, pilots do it, violists do it, sprinters do it, soldiers do it, surgeons do it, astronauts…

— Tom Peters

Tennis players wear sleeveless tops and skirts with spandex shorts so that they can hit, reach, and lunge for the ball effectively.…

— Paige Spiranac

My dad's a scratch golfer and I've got the knack of seeing something and then replicating it. I saw my dad swing…

— Rory McIlroy

I consider myself as a character actor. I like the sports analogy, which I do all the time; I'm an avid sports…

— Clint Howard

I suppose I get a lot of questions about Tiger. But Tiger Woods is a tremendous talent. He plays well. He has…

— Jack Nicklaus

Staying in the present is the key to any golfer's game: once you start thinking about a shot you just messed up…

— Paul Azinger

I'm probably the only bottom-heavy golfer in the country.

— Jack Nicklaus

Every golfer has a little monster in him. It's just that type of sport.

— Fuzzy Zoeller

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

— Ben Hogan

Golfers are the greatest worriers in the world of sport.

— Billy Casper

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

— Lee Trevino

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

— Bob Hope

The better your attitude and the harder you work, the luckier you get.

— Robert G. Allen

It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

— P. G. Wodehouse

Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.

— Herb Caen

His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.

— Ian Baker-Finch

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.

— John Updike

Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses...

— Adlai Stevenson I

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

— Winston Churchill

If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.

— Larry David

The mediocre golfer generally is one who is too lazy to play better.

— Babe Didrikson Zaharias

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez