When five up express, as is polite, regret at laying a stymie, but rejoice in your heart. — Charles Walter Simpson Five Copy Share Image
"The caddie will only drink the more if overpaid," you say. Indeed! and to what good purpose do you apply the money… — Charles Walter Simpson Caddies Copy Share Image
Excessive golfing dwarfs the intellect. Nor is this to be wondered at when you consider that the more fatuously vacant the mind… — Charles Walter Simpson Absolutes Copy Share Image
When a putter is waiting his turn to hole out a putt of one or two feet in length, on which the… — Charles Walter Simpson Consolation Copy Share Image
The player may experiment about with his swing, his grip, his stance. It is only when he begins asking his caddie's advice… — Charles Walter Simpson Advice Copy Share Image
There is only one categorical imperative in golf, and that is to hit the ball. There are no minor absolutes. — Charles Walter Simpson Absolutes Copy Share Image
There is no shape nor size of body, no awkwardness nor ungainliness, which puts good golf beyond reach. There are good golfers… — Charles Walter Simpson Arms Copy Share Image
The poetic temperament is the worst for golf. It dreams of brilliant drives, iron shots laid dead, and long putts holed, while… — Charles Walter Simpson Brilliant Copy Share Image
The grounds on which golf is played are called links, being the barren sandy soil from which the sea has retired in… — Charles Walter Simpson Barren Copy Share Image
