If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There will always be people out there that will bitch behind your back & judge you and your life. For some people… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I get bored I put Facebook into a translator, just to see if everyone's statuses still sound dumb as **** in… — Nathan Schwake Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when you are chatting with someone you like but triangle disturb it; until you type some superstitious word, and they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rick Ross Screaming these niggas can't hold me back .. Forgetting the Fact his ass weighs about 998729069529032 pounds — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I want to deactivate my FB account, but I know I would be proud of myself and want to announce it to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like a refrigerator. You get bored & keep checking, but nothing ever changes — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That moment when you don't know which eye to look at when talking to someone who is cock-eyed so you just nod… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
I wish our sex life was as passionate as your reaction to the casting news about Fifty Shades of Grey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A beautiful girl is always hated by the other girls around her for two reasons, jealousy and attraction of the boys towards… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the loser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This claw machine is going to kill me. All I want is my damn teddy bear. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ` Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman say:I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. Woman means:I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You think your life is hard? Just think, there's a turtle out there has been flipped on its back and can't get… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
