Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Motivation
If NASCAR racing gets any more exciting, I may not be able to stand it. — Roger Staubach Copy Share Image
There's nothing quite like being part of a NASCAR race weekend, and that always will hold true. — Brian France Copy Share Image
Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would love to do a one-off race somewhere - NASCAR would be awesome. — Daniel Ricciardo Copy Share Image
It's surprising to me because this is not a sport that, generally, someone I guess like me or looks like me would be into.… — Alvin Kamara Copy Share Image
I didn't understand NASCAR until I met some NASCAR fans. You talk to a couple of NASCAR fans and you'll see where a shiny… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
I wish Michael Schumacher would come try NASCAR. That'd be cool. — Dale Earnhardt Jr Copy Share Image
I thought I'd go into law or something. I always loved NASCAR, but I didn't view it as a business opportunity. — Brian France Copy Share Image
I've got my hands in every aspect of the NASCAR world, not only as the part time race car driver but as the full… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
Not as closely as some of the most ardent fans, but I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
