Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Even if you have dark skin. Don't be sad. 'Coz is hurts more to be skinless. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Someone told me: If you don't eat, you don't shit. If you don't shit, you die. ( True ) — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Love is like a storm.It is calm and soothing.It is natural and essential.It is powerful and fulfilling and nothing can get in… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Son asks his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? Father answers: Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Girls: Practice makes perfect! Boys: But nobody is perfect! So, why do we need to practice?! — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
We are not too close in distance, we are not too near in mils. but text can touch our hearts and thoughts can make… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Long distance relationship is only for those people who are strong enough and patient to wait for someone they really want to be with. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Don't show them that you are affected.. Instead, show them that you are happy even without them.. To put a sad face on your… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
It takes a minute to have crush on someone, It takes hour to like someone, It takes a day to love someone, but it… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
I can't be with you today, but if you close your eyes and think; I'll be beside you in the kitchen wearing your shirt… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
If someone throw you a ROCK, then throw them back a BREAD. 'Coz if u will do the same as what they did. You're… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
I miss you cuddling me while I'm cooking, I miss you waking me up with your kiss in the morning, I miss you holding… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
If you love someone but your someone loves someone else, still be the same someone as before. because the time will come when your… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Ignore the people talking behind your back. That's where they belong. Just behind you and making you famous. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Taking responsibility for what you did shows strength and maturity. People will may not accept your apology right away but they'll respect that you… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
