“Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word in a sentence. Student 1: The sky is definitely blue. Teacher: Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy. Student 2: Grass is definitely green. Teacher: But if the grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct. Student 3: Do farts have lumps? Teacher: No, but that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion. Student 3: Then i've definitely shit my pants.”
![“I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and all that type of bullshit, going up there and doing a flat 20 [minutes]. I reckon I'd have better stagecraft and presence than Jesus. Yea, I'm a better stand-up comedian than…” quote by Jim Jefferies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0fb/jim-jefferies-8092_blessed_i-wouldn-t-mind-gigging-around-the-same_24477.jpg)
