Bullshit Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past…

— Chuck Palahniuk

According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind…

— Chuck Palahniuk

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“shoulder. They weigh that much. Tyler’s a banquet waiter,”

— Chuck Palahniuk

We'll never be as young as we are tonight.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Just for the record, how I feel right now is very terrific.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Branch Bacardi, star of The Da Vinci Load, To Drill a Mockingbird, The Postman Always Cums Twice, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, The Twilight Bone,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Every unkind remark or crude gesture by others is a blessing, an opportunity to exercise our own capacity to forgive.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Nuestro deber es enseñar a esos hombres y mujeres la libertad a través de la esclavitud; y el coraje a través del miedo.”

— Chuck Palahniuk