Bullshit Quote by Sharlene05
“Son asks his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? Father answers: Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties and fourties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions. Son asks: Onions? Father answers: You see them and they make you cry.”
![“I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and all that type of bullshit, going up there and doing a flat 20 [minutes]. I reckon I'd have better stagecraft and presence than Jesus. Yea, I'm a better stand-up comedian than…” quote by Jim Jefferies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0fb/jim-jefferies-8092_blessed_i-wouldn-t-mind-gigging-around-the-same_24477.jpg)
