You know you spend too much time online when you start double clicking on your light switches. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Follow your dreams ...except that one where you're naked in Neighbor's room! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I hate when films say 'MAY' contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME — Green Monk Copy Share Image
~Love cant be proven with poems, promises, or presents but with sacrifice, compromise, and patience.. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Love is an awesome feeling that makes you feel so good that you'll cheat on your wife. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I accused my friend of being gay yesterday... He was so angry he hit me with his purse! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I just heard a strange noise coming from downstairs. I refuse to say Who's there? Those people always die. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My teacher said I had a self sabotaging personality when I showed up drunk for traffic school. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case someone tries to break in and pitch a no-hitter! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I always wondered how theres 6 members in my family but theres like 20 tooth brushes.... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Dont wait for Mother or Fathers day to show your love and gratitude to your parents. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I'm living the dream! Unfortunately, its the one where I came to work with no pants on. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Running away from any problem only increases the distance from a solution. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Don't solve all your problems today. Be sure to avoid or ignore them later! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Females need to search for a man with goals and ambition because 10 years from now swag isnt gonna pay your bills . — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I love a woman who knows how beautiful she is, but doesn't let it change her attitude towards the world. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
