Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Ladies I'm not afraid of commitment, ask my 5 ex-wives.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
We've both been married before and our previous experiences made us fearful of commitment. — Willie Aames Copy Share Image
Men are afraid of commitment because it's scary to think you can only have one person sexually and romantically for the rest of your… — Markesa Yeager Copy Share Image
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times. — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
I'm not afraid of commitment. I'm afraid of committing to someone who won't commit to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was with my wife for five years before we got married. At some point, she was ready to take the next step, and… — James Marsden Copy Share Image
I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in. — Frank McCourt Copy Share Image
I never take any commitment lightly, and I certainly don't take my wife lightly. I never did and I never will. That's permanent. That's… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Fellas, if you find a good woman, don't be scared of commitment. It is good for you. It causes you to grow up and… — Andy Mineo Copy Share Image
Some people aren't afraid of commitment, they're actually afraid of committing to someone who won't commit to them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not afraid of commitment. Im afraid of committing to someone who wont commit to me. — Emilio Vasquez Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image