I don't give a toss about being remembered after my death. — Christopher Moore About Copy Share Image
“Praying is talking to God. Meditating is listening.” — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
“When war makes commerce and commerce is law, profit rules prudence and justice is flawed.” — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
“...and thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.” — Christopher Moore Frightening Copy Share Image
“A general who wages war for a republic whose cause is not just would make devils of soldiers, and turn honor to… — Christopher Moore Democracy Copy Share Image
“When your best friend is the son of God, you get tired of losing every argument.” — Christopher Moore Best friend Copy Share Image
“They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker. That's a whole different program. Political science, I think.” — Christopher Moore Hooker Copy Share Image
Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell — Christopher Moore Love Copy Share Image
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. — Christopher Moore Entertainment Copy Share Image
That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith. — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted.… — Christopher Moore Action Copy Share Image
“You see, my plan is working. For it is written that ‘if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not… — Christopher Moore Fool Copy Share Image
“You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash. "You should know what to do." "They… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it’s… — Christopher Moore Correlation Copy Share Image
“We were seekers. You are that which is sought, Joshua. You are the source. The end is divinity, in the beginning is… — Christopher Moore Inspirational Copy Share Image
“My children are monsters, Kiro thought. And I am responsible. Perhaps if I had read them the haikus of Basho when they… — Christopher Moore American culture Copy Share Image
Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not… — Christopher Moore Accidents Copy Share Image
Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want… — Christopher Moore Calling Copy Share Image
“Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination. Every time you give them a new metaphor, a mustard seed,… — Christopher Moore Faith Copy Share Image
“Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho"… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“All men are evil, that’s what I was talking to my father about. What did he say? Fuck ‘em. Really? Yeah. At… — Christopher Moore Commandments Copy Share Image
Winter near the shore is cold. The wind kicks up a salty mist and elephant seals come to shore to trumpet and… — Christopher Moore Birth Copy Share Image
“Everyone thinks that it was the big strong caveman who got the girl, and for the most part, that may have been… — Christopher Moore Caveman Copy Share Image
“Rachel could not believe what she was hearing. Accepting that her magic worked was a huge step, yet she was speaking to… — Christopher Moore Fitness Copy Share Image
“So know this, little one. Whether you are the Messiah, or you become a rabbi, or even if you are nothing more… — Christopher Moore Know Little Copy Share Image
“but even with the gift of tongues, I’m having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme… — Christopher Moore Dead mother Copy Share Image
