I began painting well before I started doing comedy. In fact, when I came out of the war in 1946, I enrolled… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
“...life is a funny thing. We go through ups and downs, winters and summers, but somewhere, sometimes, it's good.” — Ron McLarty Copy Share Image
The thing about stand-up is that it's so easy. You just show up and talk. But you can get lazy doing that. — Jimmy Dore Copy Share Image
So many people have no sense of humor, whatsoever! Everyone knows that it is my job to tell the jokes, that's what… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
There's timing in drama. You have to have a sense of rhythm. But the real thing that lends yourself to drama as… — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
Laugh with people laughing, cry with people crying, but don't fall into the river of world illusion. Stay on the banks. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj Copy Share Image
I would be really excellent in a horror film because I have a great scream. I'd be really good in a comedy… — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
I do a big roast of Trump during my set now - which I clearly expanded on - because there's so much… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“Elder Neal A. Maxwell once said, "We are here in mortality, and the only way to go is through; there isn't any… — Marjorie Pay Hinckley Copy Share Image
I'm not joking - it's a top-three dream of mine to be on a comedy on HBO and to have it directed… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I also love doing comedy. I just moved to L.A. last July. Before that, Vancouver is all about sci-fi, so I didn't… — Tinsel Korey Copy Share Image
You've noticed that same joke told by two different people, once works, and the other time doesn't, simply because how the person… — Abbas Kiarostami Copy Share Image
You just can't take yourself too seriously, especially in comedy. You shouldn't try to be funny, but you should try to be… — Paula Patton Copy Share Image
Some comics get drunk before a show. I don't. When I get drunk, I don't want to stand in front of a… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
She [Gypsy Rose Lee] was a sophisticated self-satirist with a contagious delight in the comedy of sex. She was coy; she was… — Karen Abbott Copy Share Image
The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody… — Aaron Allston Copy Share Image
“You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
There are so many times where I may share a dirty joke or laugh at one, but the due restriction has to… — Sajid Khan Copy Share Image
The craziest things already happened to me. So either you'll be laughing at me or you're laughing with me, ha. — Nas Copy Share Image
Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark… — Bill Forsyth Copy Share Image
I mean, I find drama to be engaging and it makes your blood pressure go up and you keep watching, but it's… — Willam Belli Copy Share Image
...as all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is… — John Updike Copy Share Image
I like jokes and one-liners. I enjoy entertaining and making people laugh, being the funny man. But when I'm launched into unfamiliar… — Keith Flint Copy Share Image
And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can… — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
Stanley Kubrick went with his gut feeling: he directed 'Dr. Strangelove' as a black comedy. The film is routinely described as a… — Tim Cahill Copy Share Image
It's really funny, because if you make up words, then people project their own meanings onto it, which I find interesting. — Aphex Twin Copy Share Image
On MySpace ... the whole demographic of the stand-up comedy fan has changed. It's like an indie band thing. People think they've… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am actually talking about possibly adapting 'The Boys,' by Garth Ennis, which would not be a comedy, but an action movie… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“You cant laugh at a joke agian and agian, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over… — Monika Ramzy Copy Share Image
There's enough hard stuff going on in people's lives, and you really need that joy that laughter can bring. I don't have… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
In Sarvamangalam,' I am fond of flowers and I want to own a nursery. My character talks only to flowers. If she… — Shamna Kasim Copy Share Image
I think I was born with a natural way of looking at something and trying to find the ways in which it… — Briga Heelan Copy Share Image
I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
![“You just can't take yourself too seriously, especially in comedy. You shouldn't try to be funny, but you should try to be as honest as possible. The extreme end of honesty is usually what's funny. That's your job [as an actor]. You just have to let people see it.” quote by Paula Patton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2c0/paula-patton-11845_actors_you-just-can-t-take-yourself-too-serious_1600211.jpg)
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