The 3 most difficult things to do in life. 1) Count your hair 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap 3)… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spend 70% of my time laughing. I don't walk around all dark. I might take my photos like that because I'm… — Tricky Copy Share Image
Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before.… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
If you are funny, people will like you. A lot of advertising is based on this simple rule. The Tory MP Boris… — Peter Hitchens Copy Share Image
The one thing that's depressing as a comedian to realize is that rock stars get groupies, and comedians don't. — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I'd been to the Comedy Store, and I loved the terror of it and the way the best comedians could control the… — Patrick Marber Copy Share Image
“ 'Tragedy admires man. Comedy feels a bit sorry for him.' We think we are kings or queens, masters of the universe… — Debbie Blue Copy Share Image
Will a day come when the race will detect the funniness of these juvenilities and laugh at them—and by laughing at them… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
For people that don't know and haven't seen a Bollywood film, you need to go and see one. They give you everything… — Jay Sean Copy Share Image
I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When you making a piece of comedy entertainment, the audience is a big component there. You do have to end up getting… — Jason H. Moore Copy Share Image
If you'd asked me then if I saw how big 'The Steve Harvey Morning Show' was going to be, I couldn't tell… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
It's hard to really get that excited about movies. Think about it like this: how many good comedy movies come out a… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Some people say Larry the Cable Guy's only successful because he's pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Comedians can articulate some important and profound ideas that address a lot of the hypocrisy we're inundated with (in the media). — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
Genuine laughing is the vent of the soul, the nostrils of the heart, and just as necessary for health and happiness as… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There was a lot about the military that I thought was pretty silly, but these cartoons weren't meant to take a poke… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
If you purposefully look to shock people, it isn't funny. That's what 50 million dollar Hollywood comedies do ; try to be… — John Waters Copy Share Image
My comedy does not come from a place of deep cynicism, and I tend to play characters who are naive in some… — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
If people aren't laughing at you, you aren't saying anything very unusual. So let your voice be loud and strong, dare to… — Joline Godfrey Copy Share Image
Comedy is all about rhythm and context, and there's all types of comedies, and it's about finding that right brand, that consistency… — Jeff Baena Copy Share Image
The terror dementia sufferers must feel is unimaginable, but the techniques they use to hide their difficulties - the ducking and diving… — Laurie Graham Copy Share Image
When I first started comedy, I didn't know about the alt scene and I just started doing open mics in Manhattan and… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
Comedy is one genre that I really want to come my way because I was loved for my funny character in 'Khiladi… — Himesh Reshammiya Copy Share Image
You can't be mad at people for being funny and putting on cool pants. You can get pants, too, if you want! — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin'… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people: they're hanging in there with the chop sticks, aren't they? You know they've… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I think you develop strong instincts when you're a comedian. You have to pay your bills by making people laugh every six… — Byron Allen Copy Share Image
When I started, I was doing all the good comedians I'd ever seen. Then I developed my own voice. My routines are… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
When people use the word blud clapped moist ect... And they think there hard because there using them words it actually makes… — Melisa Copy Share Image
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Squeals of laughter erupted from the women in the parlor as Rasputin squeezed their breasts. “I can measure your spirit this way,”… — Gwendolyn Womack Copy Share Image
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
Poetry, like jazz, is one of those dazzling diamonds of creative industry that help human beings make sense out of the comedies… — Aberjhani Copy Share Image
I was always really shy growing up, so to find that one thing that made me feel alive, it felt so good.… — Melissa Villasenor Copy Share Image
Hosting 'SNL' was something I'd always wanted to do. The show allowed me to play to my strengths - mixing music with… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
It always comes down to what the crowd buys coming out of your mouth, which differs from one comic to the next. — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
