Best Quote by Patrick Marber

I was desperate for comedy to seep into me somehow, convinced that being surrounded by it would give me the confidence to go onstage…

— Lolly Adefope

I wish I had the guts and talent to be a good comedian. I love the idea of it, yet I'm terrified of it.…

— Charlie Rowe

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

— Drew Carey

Every comedian wants to play the London Comedy Store, and I was no exception.

— Nigel Ng

I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit.…

— George Lopez

I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.

— Michael Gambon

I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.

— Dani Levy

Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.

— Michael Gambon

The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.

— Pauly Shore

I just wanted to be in show business. I didn't care if I was going to be an actor or a magician or what.…

— Steve Martin

It was important to me to be cool as a comedian. I didn't want to be a crowd-pleaser who sent out the vibe of,…

— Anthony Jeselnik

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

— Jerry Stiller