“I watched 60 Minutes...and they showed this woman, she's in every kind of..thing like that. 'This woman', they say, 'she lost her… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“I ground my teeth. "Just when I thought I was getting a handle on this whole Dark One/demon lord/imp thing, you go… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I think the best comedies came out during the Depression. Personally. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
I think the best comedic actors don't play it for comedy, they play it for reality. Then you find it funny because… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities. — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I mostly do faces and sounds. That's what I do. Comedy doesn't have to be art. — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
'Billy On The Street' has no doubt always been about the people we talk to. That being said, it thrills me that… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Moonstruck... was one of the few romantic comedies to be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar. — Norman Jewison Copy Share Image
This industry should behave like a mother whose child has just run out in front of a car. But instead of clasping… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
At some point, and maybe it's a function of age, you've had enough of it. You start to slide in other directions.… — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
It was liberating to do comedy. It felt like playing in a jazz band. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
I thought, "I don't want to be the only unfunny guy in this movie. I really would like to be somehow involved… — David Morse Copy Share Image
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I don't think Hollywood knows what to do with me. I would imagine that when it comes to romantic comedies, my name… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
I think that when you’re doing a comedy and it makes you laugh, there’s a certain… like you can reject it, and… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
Comedy breaks down walls. It frees us for just a moment from the ugliness of this world. — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian so I'll probably get crucified for saying this, but I think with a lot of comedy the impetus… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
